Saturday, September 12, 2009

Yiddish Curses

1. "You should drink too much castor oil"
2. "Go bang your head against a wall"
3. "Go threaten the bedbugs!"
4. "You should have 100 houses, in every house 100 rooms, and in every room 20 beds, and a delirious fever should drive you from bed to bed"
5. "You should be transformed into a chandelier. By day you should hang, and by night you should burn!"
6. "You should have a sweet death- a wagon full of sugar should run over you."
7. "You should lose all your teeth except one, and that one should have a toothache."
8. "Onions should grow from your bellybutton."

1 comment:

  1. you're missing my favorite..."you're just a slab of meat with eyes." courtesy of riv.


    steph

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